It's prom season.
That means it's time for the religious right to descend upon girls like vultures, condemning them to swimming laps in the Lake of Fire for their unsightly and immodest prom dresses.
Modest mongerers and their teenage daughters will spend the next few weeks shouting over the mashed potatoes about what is and isn't acceptable dress for a teenage girl.
Voices will be raised, names will be called, frustrations will be vented. And in the midst of all this, teenage boys will be left out of these important debates, never once being reprimanded for their clothing choices nor being subject to lectures on modesty.
That means it's time for the religious right to descend upon girls like vultures, condemning them to swimming laps in the Lake of Fire for their unsightly and immodest prom dresses.
Modest mongerers and their teenage daughters will spend the next few weeks shouting over the mashed potatoes about what is and isn't acceptable dress for a teenage girl.
Voices will be raised, names will be called, frustrations will be vented. And in the midst of all this, teenage boys will be left out of these important debates, never once being reprimanded for their clothing choices nor being subject to lectures on modesty.